Exciting times isn't it?
Wagner is on the road to X Factor glory! and you've all been following it like faithful pups, sitting comfortably at the heels of Cowell and the other three, lapping up any polished-up piece of shit he hand feeds you and thanking him gleefully for yet another filling instalment of prime-time entertainment.
Where would we be without it?
As you already know from my previous article about X Factor, I'm not the biggest fan. But this could be something rather special. Wagner to win? it's like the skin's been stripped off the body of Sarah Palin and you can see all the toxic waste and bile and evil spew from the inside to reveal what's really hidden underneath. Scary stuff
In recent years a facebook campaign has proved to be a vital method of protest and influence. Get Rage Against The Machine To Number One! Jodie To Win Big Brother! Kill The Paedophile Who Lives At This House (Address inside)! and now, Wagner to Win! Yeah!
If we ignore the fact that this debauched numb-nuts has been claiming thousands of pounds worth of our hard earned money on a false benefit claim (after he was welcomed into our country with open arms), we might find it in our hearts to actually pick up the phone and vote for the hairy, talentless beast who looks like a melting Madam Tussauds exhibit because it will expose this program to the majority as the advertising-hungry, publicity-absorbing, money-sucking sham it is - with talent clearly being bottom in the line of priorities.
It really is a plethora of hypocrisy. 'Oh this program's about talent'....'oh this programs about entertainment'...make your minds up, ey?!
Recently the mighty Cheryl Cole blasted Wagner for some comments he made regarding her and her upbringing on a council estate in Newcastle. Word for word, the Brazilian nut-job referred to Cole as 'A girl from a council estate who got lucky'. This annoyed Cole. Fantastic.
But lets deconstruct this comment which bought the Geordie tart to tears. Firstly, she is from a council estate and much like 'Jenny from the block', she blubbers about how she's proud of her roots, just a normal girl living the fucking dream, right? apart from when her Latte gets cold and there's not enough red Skittles in her dressing room. Why did this comment rile her up so much? she confronted Wagner about this, red-faced and slightly peeved, claiming slander from the nearest Max Clifford office. SHE IS FROM A COUNCIL ESTATE! it's not an insult, it's a statement of truth, perhaps it was said with a smidgen on malice, but hey-ho, take it on the chin you rough and ready street urchin. That young black female you hit outside a Guildford nightclub certainly took it on the chin like a pro. So calm it Cole. And, as for the 'lucky' implications - he's right isn't he?
Her solo trash is just another confirmation of the fact that people will buy anything with a celebrity on the cover. I mean, the Cheeky Girls sold thousands of singles, Peter Andre continues to do so, popularity really isn't a clarification of quality. And as you already know, i believe she has no right to comment on other peoples musical abilities because all she does is sing other peoples songs with a heap of auto-tune and, well, she doesn't even bother live - just moves her lips to a pre-recorded audio-screech claiming to be a song.
So, Wagner to win. I wont be watching it as it nearly makes me sick, but this advance could be the catalyst we need for exposing the crippled backbone of this corrupt creation - you're all mugs. You all voted for Jedward, you continue to consume this tripe and you continue to help this abomination breed. Some of you are beginning to realise the errors of your ways, but its to late. You've sewn your poison, now enoy the effects.
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